Now Casting: F, Marry, Kill ... It's All Fun Until Someone Dies

Oct 31, 2021
4 min read

Updated: Jan 5, 2022

ATLANTA: October 22, 2021

Scripted Podcast

RtSE Casting Company is excited to be casting this amazing scripted podcast.

F. Marry, Kill is a scripted, dark comedy podcast about a suburban housewife who has secrets. Life is sweet and has been pretty easy until someone dies... Secret meetings and conversations. SexCapades, influential people along with many twists and turns...

One part Desperate Housewives, one part of Breaking Bad. This dark comedy is absurd and twisted without ever being too gritty or macabre.

Please do not respond if you are not based in the state of GA, because the podcast will be recorded in studio in the Atlanta area.

SUBMISSION DEADLINE:

Carmen Iris Fontbono-Novack: - Cuban Latina, early - mid 30's, classy, self-confident, successful (will need to speak Spanish)

Strong-willed and determined, a Latina on a mission, the youngest VP of one of Atlanta’s high profile sales firms, she’s a beast in the boardroom. Her six-figure salary and bonus’ keep her moderately happy. If only things with her work-a-holic husband could get back on track. Their sex life has fizzled out and Carmen is growing bored. Carmen’s grown tired of listening to the work stories... a once very attentive wife, Carmen wants the spice back in her life. After linking up with her best friend and college roommate Daisha, they decide to revisit a game that they started in college… now the stakes are higher and the adrenaline rush is beyond what they could have ever imagined.

Detective Allen Novack - Caucasian, the mid-late 30s, ambitious, well-intentioned, thoughtful, tolerant, sincere

Is right where he’s always wanted to be… on the fast track at work. A newly appointed Detective, things at work couldn’t be better. He has plenty of time to fix the relationship at home. His work hasn’t always come first, but once it did, he started quickly moving up the ranks, and now that there is a serial killer on the loose he has his eyes on a huge takedown. After this capture, he and his wife are going to finally start the family that they’ve always wanted. his career is finally taking off but at the expense of his relationship with his wife. He's going to get back to their marriage, but right after this big case is closed.

Daisha: Black / Latina, Bronx Savvy, 30s (9 months older than Carmen) Ms High Society, very well connected, evasive, generous, level-headed, motivated, resourceful, self-assured, intelligent, discreet, guarded (will need to speak some Spanish)

The jet-set Queen. She’s never put any roots down in any one place, Daisha is never in a place for more than 48 hours and if she is, then something is wrong. An entrepreneur with a very successful online travel business. The constant travel is starting to get to Daisha and she’s thinking about setting down roots. Life on the fly can be lonely for most, but not for Daisha. Meeting up with Carmen feels like a breath of fresh air. After a night of reminiscing, drinking, flirting, and partying, Daisha lets Carmen in on a little secret…

Detective Scott Thomas: Any ethnicity, mid-40s, Very anal and A-type personality, very blunt, assertive, self-assured

Is Novack's rival and since Captain decided to promote him before Novack, there have been problems. Thomas and Novack used too thick as thieves but a wedge has slowly edged its way between them. Thomas secretly envies Novack and looks at his wife as a trophy he is abusing. He often has it out for Novack and tries to outwork him every chance he gets.

Officer Devon Wells: Any ethnicity, mid-late 20's, eager, smart, and very alert

Young Rookie, eager to learn and the mentee of Detective Novack. He's not sure why Novack and Thomas can't get along, but his loyalty to Novack begins to waver when Novack starts to look and act like he is hiding something.

Lieutenant Evans: Black mid-late 60s, very authoritative, cantankerous, short-tempered

Novack and Thomas' boss. He's fed up with the constant bickering between Novack and Thomas but realized a long time ago that pitting them against one another has upped his closed case files. Snarky, quick-witted and firm.

Robert Hill: Radio Announcer, Any age, Any ethnicity, strong voice, and personality, has dry wit and humor

Opens and closes each episode with an update.

Jeff Singleton: Is very sneaky, ambitious and is hiding a dark secret

CEO of the marketing firm that Carmen works for

Ce-Ce: Caucasian, 40s, Angry, Jealous

Carmen’s nosy assistant. Cece is older than Carmen and resents her because she hasn't reached her full potential and is jealous of Carmen's success.

Tony: Caucasian, Club Manager 30s

Runs the Clermont Lounge, a seedy, rundown bar where the cities undesirables hang. He is the one who finds the judge in the parking lot

Tom "Ripp" McNulty: Any Ethnicity (mid 40s) nosy, outgoing, persnickety

Long time bartender to the location and everybody knows him as he has become the in-house therapist. His wife died some years ago so now he lives at the club and is the eyes and ears for the manager since their surveillance is horrible